About Quirky Claus
*Quirky Claus took some 4 years to complete, and is aimed primarily at children around the ages of:
4 - 8 years old.
Although this a Christmas title, numerous responses from parents, reporting that children have quite literally been reading the title, well past Easter and almost approaching summer. Other authors such as Joanne Harris, have viewed Quirky Claus and have even been as generous as to link with the site.
- Quirky Claus is a new alternative take on the traditional Christmas story. As the mischievous cousin of the rather better known Santa Claus, he resides with his sidekick, and not always, the most loyal of friends - Timothy the Toucan (A. K. A Timothy. Surname -Toucan) Quirky Claus through a series of quite 'unique' mis-adventures, he gets himself into one increasingly difficult predicament after another -as he attempts to deliver an array of unusual, incredibly bizarre but above all 'unexpected' Christmas presents to those children who might well of behaved - better.
Quirky Claus, has received positive and extensive reviews and been circulated in hundreds of libraries. Everywhere from Swansea to Northern Ireland, figures through libraries have been consistently healthy in regard to lending levels.
PLR figures reflects surprisingly - this "Christmas" title has been borrowed 'every' single month of the year!
*My Next Novel - a comic fantasy: "The Tallest Dwarf." A tale of a dwarf who is banished from his clan. For of all things, actually being - too tall. For in saving his father’s life from a determined steed, mounted by a transvestite dwarf of the very notorious - Slightly Rainy Day Clan, (it rains 'far' too frequently in the highlands) – at that. He inadvertently forgets to use the noble, and the very much venerated, 'Battle Box of Fury, ' to stand on and elevate himself to the specified criteria, as elaborated on - in extensive detail within the pages of: 'The Good Dwarf's Essential Guide to The Bonking of Heads. As a Comprehensive Means to Winning the Affections of a Potential Mate and Influencing People. '.
As a result of his transgression and blatant flaunting of 'dwarf' tradition - he is consequently banished from his clan, before meeting: a chastened she-elf, a vegetarian ogre, a spoilt prince, and Blind Mad Jack - the 'Lumberjack. ' most decidedly - a poor career choice.